- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Women's rights.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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