What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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