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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

HELLO EVERYONE

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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