9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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knock knock who's there ?

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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