Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Guess what What

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What is older than history?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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