- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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