- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

read this sentence again.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How about that airline food?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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