Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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The cream, it is coming

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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1+2 = 6

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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