- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A dyslexic blind man

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Guest what in the butt

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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