What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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