- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Male leadership.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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