69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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knock knock... ...no answer

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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whats black? the colour

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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