- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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