Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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