- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.