- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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