- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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