how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Take wrong turns

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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