In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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