- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

every knight i see an owl at window

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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