Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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