How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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