Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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