- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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