- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A guy walks into a bar

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Take part of what?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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