- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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