What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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