- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??