whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What's worse than this That :(

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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