Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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