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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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