Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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