- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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