there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A bar walks into a man

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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