- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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