- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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