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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what is 3+3= 8

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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