- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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