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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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