Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Communism hehe xd

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Girls Lacrosse.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is older than history?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

hers a joke... japanese people

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Anti Joke

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