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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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