- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Horse.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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