Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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ur an fagit

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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