A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A sober Irish individual.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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The Labour Party.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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