- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

deez nuts

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??