- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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