Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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