What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

bite me

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

u know whats a crime? rape

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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