- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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