Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what are three short words? i a am

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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