A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

silver bullet?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

if got a joke if fogot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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