- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A penis walks into a bar..

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

WOw you have no life

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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