- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

God is real.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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