- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

miha kako si?

what do you call a black guy african american

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

womens rights.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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