What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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