- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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