- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

whats long and black? a baton

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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