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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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