- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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