Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Tim likes girls

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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