what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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