- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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