- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

pull my finger (farts)

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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