- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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