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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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