Oh, go away

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Racial Equality

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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