- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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