What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Tall asians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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