- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

TIMMY

My children are mistakes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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