- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A guy walks into a bar

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Antijokes...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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