once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I wrote a funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

The lion swallowed his pride.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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