How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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