- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

A Jew walks into Macy's

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

one of the idiot

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."