Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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