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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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