What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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LET

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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