- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

I'm Polish.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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