There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Racial Equality

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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