Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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