- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

My dad

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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