why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A penis walks into a bar..

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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