- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

my gramma died

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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