What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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