- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Bob Saget that is all

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