Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Mooses

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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