your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

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