- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A seal walks into a club.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Bob Saget that is all

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A pope meets another one

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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