Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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