- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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