Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A pope meets another one

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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