What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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