a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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matt is fat

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Anti Joke

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