- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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