What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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