johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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