Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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