What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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