- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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