- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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