- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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