A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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