Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

civil rights

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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