- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

My spelling is horrible

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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