What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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