Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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