- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Your girlfriend.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Cheese

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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