- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

the lemon was sweet.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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