- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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