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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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