- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A storm be brewin!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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