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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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