ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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