a blind man walks into a wall

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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