LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

You know what's cool? Yep.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

sadf

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Anti Joke

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