- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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