What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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