- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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