- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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