- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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