- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Iif your reading this ur gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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