- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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