- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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