Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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