- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Death by kayak

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??