- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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