- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

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