- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

knock knock? come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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