a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Knock knock. Get out!!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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