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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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