I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Please don't shoot me

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Hi.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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