What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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