- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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