- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

i hate non minorities!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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