How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mother is average.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Barack Obama.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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