- Anti Joke

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS