- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

9/11

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead