- Anti Joke

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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