- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Tall asians

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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