- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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