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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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