What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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