- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

9/11

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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