Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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