- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Yellow People !!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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