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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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