- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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