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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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