- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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