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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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