Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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