- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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