- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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