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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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