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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Gay rights.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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