A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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