- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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