Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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