Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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