what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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