- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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