Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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