Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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