What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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