Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

charlie sheen becomes sober.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops