- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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