Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A man was shot. He died.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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hi jonny

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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