A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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