why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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