- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

drugs.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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