i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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