Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Get up Look in the mirror

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

guy walks into a bar, ouch

how much fish could a chicken

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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