roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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