Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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