An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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