- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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