- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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