- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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