- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Female rights.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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