Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jordan is pregant

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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This is a random Anti joke.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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