What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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